To be fair, I did also think that you and Loki were dating. Full disclosure, I still have money on your possible future nuptuals. If you are a real pal, Kate, you might consider a shot gun Vegas wedding so that I might earn some extra cash.
Roxy thinks you and Kanaya are hate dating, probably. That's a thing, on Kanaya's planet. I think it is also a thing from Roxy's timeline? To an outsider, you two are pretty hate-datey. Very 'Ooohhh Ms. Bishop, You Are So Insufferable And Terrible, I Want To Be Your Stubborn Rival For The End Of Time!' To ease your mind, I can assure you with ninety-percent accuracy that Kanaya just platonically does not like you. But I will speak to Roxy and assure her of Kanaya's four-way singleness.
Also yes, I think she is my ex now. We are most definitely on a break of some sort, given my dating her ended with her incarcerated and with me in the hospital. Don't worry about it. We have broken up over worse (though in hindsight, funnier) reasons. You will recall the arm story. That one was pretty terrible and -- quite literally -- messy. This one might be permanent though? I haven't really allowed myself to think to hard about it.
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Roxy thinks you and Kanaya are hate dating, probably. That's a thing, on Kanaya's planet. I think it is also a thing from Roxy's timeline? To an outsider, you two are pretty hate-datey. Very 'Ooohhh Ms. Bishop, You Are So Insufferable And Terrible, I Want To Be Your Stubborn Rival For The End Of Time!' To ease your mind, I can assure you with ninety-percent accuracy that Kanaya just platonically does not like you. But I will speak to Roxy and assure her of Kanaya's four-way singleness.
Also yes, I think she is my ex now. We are most definitely on a break of some sort, given my dating her ended with her incarcerated and with me in the hospital. Don't worry about it. We have broken up over worse (though in hindsight, funnier) reasons. You will recall the arm story. That one was pretty terrible and -- quite literally -- messy. This one might be permanent though? I haven't really allowed myself to think to hard about it.