To be fair, I did also think that you and Loki were dating. Full disclosure, I still have money on your possible future nuptuals. If you are a real pal, Kate, you might consider a shot gun Vegas wedding so that I might earn some extra cash.
Roxy thinks you and Kanaya are hate dating, probably. That's a thing, on Kanaya's planet. I think it is also a thing from Roxy's timeline? To an outsider, you two are pretty hate-datey. Very 'Ooohhh Ms. Bishop, You Are So Insufferable And Terrible, I Want To Be Your Stubborn Rival For The End Of Time!' To ease your mind, I can assure you with ninety-percent accuracy that Kanaya just platonically does not like you. But I will speak to Roxy and assure her of Kanaya's four-way singleness.
Also yes, I think she is my ex now. We are most definitely on a break of some sort, given my dating her ended with her incarcerated and with me in the hospital. Don't worry about it. We have broken up over worse (though in hindsight, funnier) reasons. You will recall the arm story. That one was pretty terrible and -- quite literally -- messy. This one might be permanent though? I haven't really allowed myself to think to hard about it.
If I get married to anyone, it's going to be someone I'm actually interested in having sex with in the next five years. Sorry about your Vegas bets. (I'm also going to pretend you didn't actually think that, and are just saying it for the sake of teasing. Please don't tell me any differently.)
Hate dating. I really hope Kanaya has not somehow gotten the wrong idea from my belligerence, because that's also a conversation I don't ever want to have. Ever. There is a difference between arguments being sexual tension and "why are you so condescending, is it possible for you to stop." The latter is completely Kanaya. Eugh.
You don't have to think about it, though! Sometimes it's best that you don't, and she's clearly still determined to play the penitent bad guy. It probably won't lead to the best of conversations. Communication is key except when it's not, so just take care of yourself.
Don't worry. Like I said, her dislike is purely platonic. I saw her hate-flirting with Vriska Serket, undoubtedly you would already be the recipient of a Kanaya Maryam smooch by now if she were interested pursuing a romantic rivalry with you.
Mostly I am just feeling very sorry for myself.Taking care of myself has been primarily 'stop trying to sleep on your broken arm, Rose!' On an unrelated note, Kate -- you're from the same world as Norman Osborn, correct? The old one with the wrinkles, not the new one who doesn't have the wrinkles.
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Roxy thinks you and Kanaya are hate dating, probably. That's a thing, on Kanaya's planet. I think it is also a thing from Roxy's timeline? To an outsider, you two are pretty hate-datey. Very 'Ooohhh Ms. Bishop, You Are So Insufferable And Terrible, I Want To Be Your Stubborn Rival For The End Of Time!' To ease your mind, I can assure you with ninety-percent accuracy that Kanaya just platonically does not like you. But I will speak to Roxy and assure her of Kanaya's four-way singleness.
Also yes, I think she is my ex now. We are most definitely on a break of some sort, given my dating her ended with her incarcerated and with me in the hospital. Don't worry about it. We have broken up over worse (though in hindsight, funnier) reasons. You will recall the arm story. That one was pretty terrible and -- quite literally -- messy. This one might be permanent though? I haven't really allowed myself to think to hard about it.
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Hate dating. I really hope Kanaya has not somehow gotten the wrong idea from my belligerence, because that's also a conversation I don't ever want to have. Ever. There is a difference between arguments being sexual tension and "why are you so condescending, is it possible for you to stop." The latter is completely Kanaya. Eugh.
You don't have to think about it, though! Sometimes it's best that you don't, and she's clearly still determined to play the penitent bad guy. It probably won't lead to the best of conversations. Communication is key except when it's not, so just take care of yourself.
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Mostly I am just feeling very sorry for myself.Taking care of myself has been primarily 'stop trying to sleep on your broken arm, Rose!' On an unrelated note, Kate -- you're from the same world as Norman Osborn, correct? The old one with the wrinkles, not the new one who doesn't have the wrinkles.