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[nitidus]

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[glowsferatu]

I Am Visiting The Dog
And Annie Of Course Since Shes Keeping Him
But The Meeting Will Not Extend Beyond Those Parameters
I Will Return Home
The Dog Will Remain There
Im Not Going To Steal Him
Promise

[nitidus]

I hadn't thought you would steal a dog, but now I have my suspicions?
I would probably steal a cat.
I would steal two cats.

I'll give you a dog napping alibi. Should I bring dinner home with me? Or I could make salad.

[glowsferatu]

You Dont Have To Tease Me You Know
He Will Be Staying When I Leave
Its Nothing Big Just Going To A Friends To See A Dog

I Wont Be Working Until Late Tonight
With The All-Nighter Going On My Shift Was Moved To Compensate
So While I Wont Be Home Until Tomorrow Morning I Will Be Back Tonight In Time To Make You Dinner

[nitidus]

My intention wasn't to make fun.

I'll make it. It's the least I can do. You ought to come home at least once and not have to do anything except merge with the sofa.

[glowsferatu]

[ there's a deep and trepid moment of consideration. one the one hand, a moment's rest sounds a little marvelous! on the other, rose in the kitchen. it's a heady conflict. ]

Only If Nothing Will Be Burned

[nitidus]

You can't burn salad!
Well. Bacon and chicken are better if they're a little singed, aren't they?

[glowsferatu]

Grilled Chicken Maybe
Bacon Is Generally Preferable When It Retains Some Softness Still
Some May Like It Overly Crisped But I Dont Even Get That

[nitidus]

Go enjoy your time with the dog. I can cook a salad just fine. Trust me!

[glowsferatu]

Alright Ill Leave It In Your Hands
See You When I Get Home
I Guess Ill Have Something To Look Forward To So Make Sure Some Of Its Left For Me