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[nitidus]

This is Rose. Please leave a message.

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[wonk]

ofc not ur part cat

u fuse with jaspersprite

[nitidus]

[This is

well. It's. WELL. HMMM. ]

I did this willingly?

[HMMMMMMMMMM. ]

[wonk]

ngl it was kinda an accident

see @ first jasper put u in my empty sprite

which was cool

then he wanted to cuddle

as cats do u kno

anyway you seemed opposed @ the time but afterwards you were hella down

[nitidus]

[why is her karma so terrible. ]

My future lies as a mutant sprite hybrid of my dearly departed cat and my corpse.

I mean. I suppose it could be worse.

I could have been fused with Gamzee.

[wonk]

[*wonderful]

thankfully he is in a fridge

we dont let him out of the fridge

probs bc he would try to do murders

[nitidus]

Roxy, you're certain this actually what happens and you're not fucking with me entirely right now?

[wonk]

rose i couldnt come up w something this awesome in my wildest dreams

i know bc i was in dream bubbles 4 them and i didnt come up with anything this awesome

so yes

i swear it

[nitidus]

Hmmmm.

How sober is the other me? The - the new me, as it were.

[wonk]

as sober as u are? neither of u were drunk when i saw u

[Roxy doesn't know about Rose's alcohol problem and may also still think that Rose doesn't know about hers.

Until now anyway.]

[nitidus]

Oh, that's a welcome relief. Surprising, given what you've just told me, but a relief.

[wait - ]

It occurs to me that we might have avoided this conversation entirely, despite my willy nilly coping mechanism of joking about it.

[wonk]

sighs

yeah i was drunk 4 a long time

it was bad and dumb but i quit when i entered the session and aside from like the day i god tiered i havent touched alcohol since

[nitidus]

I think this is perhaps a conversation we ought to have in person. I haven't been entirely honest with you, I think, and I really should rectify that immediately.

[wonk]

ill head over

these server jackasses r a wash anyways

you at home rn?

[nitidus]

I am indeed. I'll put on some tea.

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[wonk]

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